The Ideal Preacher
The Ideal Preacher will have:
- a computer mind that instantly recalls the name of every worshiper and all Bible references;
- a radar nose that can detect each person’s problems even when they don’t share it with him;
- good eyes that of course only see the good in everyone;
- a silver tongue to wax eloquent at any occasion;
- a split personality that can be all business when needed and idealistic, artistic, and sympathetic;
- many feet to be in more than one place at a time;
- automatic ears that can hear when someone is sick without being told;
- big shoulders that can carry everyone’s burdens;
- a strong heart that is not affected by grumblings and complaints;
- many hands to do everything from leading singing to fixing toilets.